Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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