So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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