She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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