Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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