just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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