if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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