shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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