it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Randomize
