My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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