Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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