hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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