I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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