brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Its about making memories worth repressing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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