I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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