Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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