I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love having hate sex.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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