I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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