You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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