I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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