i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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