jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There's always time for handjobs
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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