got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I love having hate sex.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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