South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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