I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cockslap morals
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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