i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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