One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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