Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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