I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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