Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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