...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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