yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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