And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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