that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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