Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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