Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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