It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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