That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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