And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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