I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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