A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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