i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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