So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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