Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
