i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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