Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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