Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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