well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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