I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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