Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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