I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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